A talking Tabs would have plenty to say about this subject.

First, he’d voice his strong displeasure about my penchant for stretchy pants, and then call Karl Lagerfeld on his iphone to vent. “The leggings in her closet are multiplying exponentially! Something need to be done!”

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I’m sorry, Tabs, it’s not my fault that the Zella Live-In leggings are, in fact, so comfortable that I really do want to live in them.

Next, he’d give me despair about my footwear choices. In particular, these boots, which he attacks whenever I wear them (I think that he thinks they’re cats making a step on his territory).

Then, after providing all of the lots of fashion artificial pas I commit on a daily basis, he would hopefully give me a little props for the kitty-themed clothing in my closet.

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Of course, he would do this begrudgingly, considering that cats never, ever let their assistants know that they’re actually doing something right.

Babes! What kind of cattitude would you get if your pet could talk, and what would they say about your sense of style?

Your friendly neighborhood appeal addict,

Karen

P.S….

Happy national cat Day!

Although, really, every day here at Tabs the cat industries LLC is national cat Day.

While the neighborhood shows its support for the San Francisco Giants with lots of sporting memorabilia, I choose to announce my pro-cat position and how committed I am to team Feline with this nifty Halloween black cat door decoration.

Go cats!

In other ornery animal news, cat lovers in new York, Chicago, San Francisco, Austin, Washington DC, Seattle and Phoenix can now buy in-home cat delivery thanks to car service Uber.

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For national cat Day, Uber will deliver an adoptable kitten to your office for 15 minutes of playtime for $30, with all of the proceeds going to shelters in the participating cities.

Now that’s just (bad pun time) Uber cool.

Shoot! Why isn’t Novato, California, on the list of cities? It’s a thriving metropolis of 49,000 people! We even have a Chipotle for crying out loud!!